<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by mikey1003:
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Whatever ad campaign they have...you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.... or as my Jewish friends say, "you cant kosher a pig"</font>
Year: 1990
Location: Local sandwich shoppe
Cast: Harry(me), Barry(non-practicing Jewish co-worker), AND two others.
Barry orders a ham sub, steamed, with hot deli mustard.
ME: "Uh, Barry, isn't that a ham sandwich?"
BARRY: "It's OK, it's Kosher ham."
ME: No reply. I am too busy trying to clear the Pepsi from my nose!