Lordy, people, where do I really belong? I was upgraded once on a return flight on BA to business when our family arrived a little late and they either had to put us there or ?

Anyway, my husband is taking advantage of a tour sponsored by his graduate school - MIT - to China - this fall - and we're flying first on UA only because I talked him into it. Wht does this mean? Are the res tof you foiks just better than the rest of us or something? What is the danged deal? Help? I've been trying to find out if I'm screwed because we have to fly first on UA or what? What are you people made of? Perhaps you folks aren't really "real". Is that the deal?

Lord, I'm sure I'm back in high school and getting rediculously good grades but not looking so good. You people are messing with me, right?