Dear Mr Guru,

I am probably going crackers - but this is the second thread this morning that I have mis-interpreted. I thought when I read this that you had lost your Sister and were trying to ensure you kept her miles. I was going to come charging in waving my hairbrush in indignation.

So, I am exremely pleased that your sister is in good health and that the boys (and girls) here can help you to help her.

I know that you do not chat to us often and so are more used to serious factual businesslike conversations and ours tend to be more Loony Tunes. You will find quite nearby that we are going to celabrate a Sheep's birthday, and that one of our number has a dissolute Panda to her credit.

In fact reading my ravings back I wonder that anyone ventures in here - the BA Forum really should read "The Lunatics have taken over the Asylum"

Hope that your Sister (and you come to tha) comes back and actually flies with us soonXXX