Originally Posted by Smirnoff
So, have you ever delivered a baby on board?
And if so, did the mother in question decide to call her new-born "TITS" ?

I haven't, but I've had to deal with something else involving that "region" of the body that was far, far less pleasant.
That's when we really earn our money. That's when people realise that we're not glorified waiters/waitresses.