The OP reads like ad copy for some kind of informational-sales come-on. What about flying as an AIR COURIER? (Even better, be a mystery shopper for the air lines while going as a courier). And while you're at it, take along the laptop and do ONLINE MARKETING SURVEYS! Just pay $19.95 and you can read all about it in my book.

Actually I resemble a lot of these more than I want to admit. I can see how they can be way oversold, though.