This post is also borderline racist. @:-)

What on earth is wrong with 70 year old gum chewing men wearing loud shirts, mis-matching pants, mis-matching shoes, topped by baseball caps with "John Deere Tractors" on them? You can spot them fast.

They demand water when they sit down, and for some weird reason, like eating a bowl of salad as a main course, and call main courses 'entrees' anyway, despite the word actually meaning starter. But as none of them speak a European language, would not have a clue.

Oh, and they are ones ordering the 1% strength beer as it reminds them of home.