I loved this bit in Family Guy:

Man: Oh great. I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What?! What’d you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing!
Stewie: Not now, Lois. Hey big man, turn around. If you’ve got something to say, say it to my face. Oh, you can’t hear me now? All right that’s it, I was going to watch the movie but forget it. For the next five hours you’re my ...... [whining] Waah! Waah! My ears are popping and there’s no way to console me! I’m hungry and possibly teething! Maybe I’m wet? Who knows, I’m a baby! Waah! Waah!