Last time I went (actually it was take out) to Olive Garden was this past Valentine's Day

I can make better pasta than they do, but my wife didn't want to deal with a dirty kitchen (I am a rather messy cook )

The salad, dressing and breadsticks are good, pasta is OK, but I ordered dessert.

BIG MISTAKE

Their desserts taste like cold lard, very tasteless, and just plain awful

Next year I am cooking and hiring Merry Maids instead