What I do notice in BHM, as I wander around the Summit, are all the thin middle aged blondes with with their noses in the air and a pinched look on their faces as if they perpetually smell something bad. I'd rather dine with the chubbies in Oxford.

Now THAT's funny! The ones that migrated down here all live in Fairhope...my wife calls them The Mercedes Ladies.

Next time you're there, though, notice one other thing. They all have small mouths, and you know what they say...