Originally Posted by WonderDude
If you'd like another wrinkle on this scam, just run down to the army/navy surplus store and buy yourself some fatigues. Wear them to the airport, and if there are any first or business seats available, you'll most likely get bumped up for free (as long as you're flying on a US airline)! You will burn in Hades, however.
Yes you would . . . imagine if there are others on the flight, and you know nothing about the military. . . this is a recipe for an arse kicking.