I am much more worried about breast augmentations. A typical one has about a pound of saline in it. Every D cup lady could really be a B cup packing two pounds of C4 in her chest. Yet can pass right through the WTMD. If it was sealed in there a while ago even the ETD might miss it.

Has not even the slow management at TSA noticed that some ladies are called Blonde Bombshells, and we refer to them as "packing" quite a pair? Obvioius Al-Kinda terrorist terminology used right in front of our faces! Even the US Army calls secret hidden explosives "booby traps". A coincidence? I think not! The Army must have secret intelligence that they cannot share with us, but someone is trying to leak this secret to the public.

This secret hiding place needs further examination and inspection at every TSA checkpoint. Immediately! TSA, the Touchyfeely and Shoefetishist Administration, keeping you annoyed since 2002.