Too bad these people cant be put on a list, a few SSSS boarding passes might help them learn that for every action, there IS an equal and opposite reaction. The TSA circus could fill their quota and hone their razer sharp screening skills on a group of people who apparently want some extra undeserved attention. And the rest of us could just zip thru the airport like OJ in a Hertz commercial. EVERONE WINS!

OK, it's just a dream.