I hope you're kidding about the monorail. It blows!

On multiple occasions, in the middle of the day, I've had it take more than 30 minutes to go from Terminal A to the train station. The last time I went through EWR, my flight was delayed and we finally arrived around 12am. Due to the number of people waiting for the train and complete, total lack of trains, it took almost an hour to catch the train and get to P4's hotel shuttle bus pickup zone