Originally Posted by perezoso
Because when most of the people in Dayton, Louisville, and similar cities go out of town, they are going to Branson, Missouri or Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge or Opryland, Tennessee, or some god-forsaken gambling barge on a tributary of the Mississippi. If they're really gonna go crazy, they might head to Niagra Falls.
Yee hah. Wayh, shucks, Ah never thought of that
Hayseeds lak us nevah have time to wait in lil ole EWR when Dollys gittin on stage
