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Old Jul 20, 2001 | 10:04 am
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ShuttleBug
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: PVD/NYC/BOS/DCA (currently exiled in the wilds of Northern Rhode Island and as far away from Quahog, RI as it is physically possible to be and still be considered in the same state... :eek: )
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This past Sunday, headed DCA-PVD via US, this really happened:
Agent: Are you checking any luggage?
Me: No, I have no luggage.
Agent: Did you pack your luggage yourself?
Me (surprised): I have no luggage.
Agent: Has your luggage been out of your control at any time since you packed it?
Me: I said I have no luggage.
Agent (doggedly): Has your luggage been out of your control at any time since you packed it?
Me (exasperatedly): Ma'am, I HAVE no luggage!!
Agent: Well, we are required to ask anyway. Please answer if your luggage has been out of your control at any time since you packed it.
Me (gazing directly into eyes of agent):
Agent: Well, have you had your handbag with you at all times today?
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