"Meet the Parents" has a few - but my favorites:

Ok, well don't you think that the Samsonite people, in some crazy scheme in order to make a profit, MADE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SUITCASE?

To flight attendant about checking his bag:

I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags...

Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?