This story is kinda gross...

In my younger sailor days we were in Hong Kong and four of us were in a taxi back to Fenwick Pier about 2 in the morning. We pull up to the landing and the late great Larry Demmerle asks the driver if he has room in his cab for a case of beer and two pizzas. Driver says yes and Larry pukes in the front floorboard of the taxi. Not pretty, but pretty funny. It was even funny while we were cleaning out the taxi.