Originally Posted by LapLap
And at least they have them lifejackets. I was on an IAD-JFK UA flight once where you were supposed to rip out your seat to use as a flotation device and hold on tight

I think you'll find that on a lot of the US airlines -- UA is not alone. They do have aircraft that are designated 'over water' (i.e. 757's that do the HNL run).
Makes you want to be damn sure your upgrade clears so you get a bit more flotation
BTW, where's Spotty on all of this. Would have thought he'd be feasting on this one for days!