Or as my Jewish friends say.. You can't Kosher a pig!

I had a real laugh at the Dayton airport today. They use ITN or ing or some security other than Notsobright. Today theu were all wearing pretty silver badges that said Security. No matter how much they shine they still suck!

I got the wand of death (after I took off my shoes---I think I will wear the same socks for weeks before I fly) and the IDIOT with the shiny badge hit me in the (pardon the expression) nuts with her wand.. all she did was laugh an FAA guy in nice green windbreaker with FAA in 12 inch high letters just said move on when I complained.

I just wish she would have used her hands (sorry)