Originally Posted by yyznomad

TED flight DEN-LAS in March 2004, upon landing in LAS:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Las Vegas. Please be careful when opening the overhead bins because shift happens!"

I tell yeah I laughed so hard I could barely get off the flight. My stomach hurt so much that they had to carry me off on a stretcher. Even on the cab ride to the strip I was laughing. To this day I laugh at that joke. Hilarious!

Hardy har har