A lot of us on this board have been taking (deserved) shots at Delta for cutting meals, cutting movies, cutting snacks, cramped legroom in coach, etc. Instead of being so negative, I thought we could help Delta do what it does best: put a positive spin on negative news!

So to help Delta's marketing department, I have come up with a few ideas that Delta could use for their new slogan.

I encourage everyone here to help Delta in their time of need, and add to this list! : )


Based on their curent promotion of "Fly: " I suggest:

Fly: Hungry
Fly: Cramped


For new slogans, how about:

Passengers? We don't need no stink'n passengers!

Delta: Medallion is French for sucker!

If you want First class, fly the Concorde,
if you want no class, fly Delta

Delta: The LUser airline

Delta: All Becker, all the time

Delta: It's still easier to get a meal than use an upgrade certificate

Delta: The heat and oxygen are still free (for now)

Delta: Less legroom in coach

Delta: All the perks of a coach class ticket at first class prices

Don't you wish you were on Continental right now?

Delta: The less is more airline
(less legroom, less food, less entertainment, etc. for more money!)

Delta: Now you can get the exact same service on all CRJs that you get on Delta's mainline equipment


And in honor of John Ashcroft, a suggestion for Southwest:
You're now free to move around the country -
except any Arab-looking man between the ages of 18-50
and any Mexican working at an airport
we want to have a word with you!