Originally Posted by JDiver

I hear they will now offer mandatory diction lessons at FA Academy.

"Getcher red hots heeeer! Getcher cans uh pop, only wun doller!"

And on international flights, "I have this Eyetalian blanket here, who wants to start the bidding at five? Do I have five, gimme five. I have five gimme a dollah more, who'll gimme six?"