Originally Posted by DfwAAMileRunner
Information about the Starwood VIP program is not officially published information. Therefore discussing it on a public forum is not appropiate. If you would like to find out information about the program you should contact Starwood directly so they can decide what they would or would not like to disclose about the program. They can be reached at (914) 640-8100 during normal business hours eastern time. I will not publish the platinum desk number, but if you happen to have it the reps there may be able to legitimately answer your questions.
This is easily the funniest post I've read here in a long, long time.

Nice first post!! ^
You
did intend this to be funny, right?