Originally Posted by chasbondy
Definitely, should I copywrite it?? or have I falsely stolen it from someone else?
According to Webster, platulence is defined as "the exact art of scheming the system and whining about rules to be sure there are no benefits left to those with lower status" and/or "the attitude or act of dropping trou with the expectation that CO should kiss your ..."

I doubt that came from a Merriam-Webster's Dictionary - the only TRUE Webster's reference.
-Vincent