Welcome to
FlyerTalk,
wpbdave!
Originally Posted by wpbdave
. . . Unopened but yet expired Trojan Magnum and an empty bag of cheetos..... not sure what to make of it, i guess the cheetos won.
That reminds me of a joke. Unfortunately, while not dirty, it is a bit risqué for a family site.
Well, all right . . .
This guy goes into the doctor's office. "What's seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.
"My penis has turned orange," the guy replies.
"Let's see," says the doctor, so the guy drops his trou and indeed, his member is orange!
"That's very strange," says the doctor. "Have you been doing anything unusual?"
"Naw," says the guy. "I just retired so I don't have anything to do but sit around in my underwear eating Cheetos and watching porn tapes on TV."