UA flyers seem compulsively obsessed with the temperature of their nuts, or their existence at all. While warm nuts are nice, and nuts altogether are nice, it doesn't make or break my flight. Are nut-compulsions active issues at other airlines? I've much preferred my flights on Lan where in F, I get a little thing of cold nuts pre-departure with the drink, then canapes with the first inflight drink - screw the nuts.

The obsession with UA passengers and their nuts and their relative temperature when stuck in a long metal tube makes for a more interesting topic (for me, anyways) than the nuts themselves.

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