Originally Posted by iluv2fly
He's too busy walking through airports with his UGS card on his forehead pointing to it and saying, "HEY, LOOK AT ME!!!"
He would never do anything to tarnish his face. More than likely he has blown up the card to be the size of one of those walking billboards and has that (front and back) draped over his shoulders.

And he is definitely saying, "Hey, look at me!"