OK this guy gets stuck on a desrt island for 3 months and then one day this gorgeous blonde in a wetsuit comes out of the sea and sits next to him.

She smiles and unzips her wetsuit and pulls out a packet of cigarettes and offers him one, which he duly takes.

She then unzips a little more and pulls out an ice cold beer.

She then unzips all the way and asks him if he would like to play a round on the beach with her.

















He then says " christ dont tell me you have got a set of golf clubs in there as well "