OT and not funny - Damm B&Q
Just got myself an international exclusion to all B&Q stores worldwide.
I spent nearly 2 hours driving over to my nearest B&Q and had just walked in the door when this 6 foot 2" orange clad nurd stands in front of me and asks if I want decking.
I made sure I got the head butt and first punch in before the rest of the in store security team escorted me out.