LOL... Thanks for all the replies guys. All the helpful and the non-helpful/rude ones too. Anyways, as I said in my original post, it may sound like whining and I realize that I sound like I am making a big deal out of it...

Just as a FYI, All the conditions I mentioned also apply to my fiancee. I have been discussing the whole thing with her and she has equal input. I guess I should have made that clear in my original post (and refrained from saying 'I' and said 'we').

*We* did get a few good ideas out of the post...and *we* are following up on the leads. *We* would like to thank everyone for their useful and useless input.