Beckles - though you may think me a catamaran, my cater-cousin Merry and I prefer to fight like Kilkenny cats, and to borrow one of his Latin phrases, you have provided us with a casus belli...

Don't be a juggins, though we may bicker and Merry is often at the budging Ken, he is certainly not a seven-sided animal... we may kangaroo you and say 'Snooks, what a kam dobby he is!'