With the end of another year coming up fast, I was wondering when this thread would surface!

8. You go to put your boarding pass stub in the breast pocket of a suit coat you haven't worn recently, only to find 4-5 other stubs from THE SAME UA FLIGHT several weeks/months ago in there.

9. You miss a flight one day, rebook for the same flight the next day, turn up and the GA recognizes you and says, "Weren't you supposed to be here yesterday?"