OK, so I got a little bored flying BOS-SFO-NRT-SIN in 1J today, so here's:

You Know You Fly United Too Much When.... (The Sequel)

1. You know the answers to all of the trivia questions on AirShow. In order. Without seeing the questions.

2. You look at the tail number of the aircraft you are about to board, and recall that the last time you were on this bird, the overhead light at your favorite seat didn't work. You board, and it still doesn't work.

3. You're on a transcon listening to ATC on Channel 9, when another UA flight checks in. You recognize the voice of the pilot as one you flew with recently, and worse -- that he didn't make Channel 9 available.

4. You are able to score two free first class tickets to SYD, by using only miles accrued from expired 500 mile upgrade e-certs.

5. You're sitting comfortably in 1A on a TransPac typing away on your PC a list of things "You Know You Fly United Too Much When..." You glance over at the passenger in 1J, and he's doing the same thing.

6. The FAM across the aisle recognizes YOU.

7. You're picked for a random carry-on search at NRT, and the screener says to you in broken English, "Oh, no problem, I saw these clothes already last week."