Serious story:

I just got a telephone call from El Al Security in Athens. They were apparently quite suspicious of Traveller's explanation of why she was going to Israel and she gave them my mobile phone number. They called me to double check that there really is a crazy group of frequent flyers who go all over the world just to meet each other.

After I confirmed it, and told them that I have met Traveller at other Meets they seemed satified that she is not an international terrorist and agreed to put her on the flight here.