I just came across this letter putting forward a fantastic idea to prevent further hijackings and thouyght I would share it with the safety forum. Please note, that it has been proposed by a former high-ranking government official!!


Dear Continental, American Airlines,
Southwest, Delta, United, et al:
I have the solution to prevent hijackings
and get our airline industry
back on its feet at the same time.

Replace all female flight attendants
with good lookin' strippers.

The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking.
They don't even serve food anymore,
so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple
the alcohol consumption and get a
"party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid
to get on the planes
for fear of seeing naked women.
And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country
would start flying again
hoping to see naked women.
Hijackings would
come to a screeching halt
and the airline industry
would see record revenue.

Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton