Jeez, I wish I was as big a tough guy as you!

"Don't mess with me, I'll direct my air vent at you and FREEZE your seat back up!"

Back in the day, if that happened, I probably would have beat your ..., but these days I'd let someone else have the pleasure.

Well, maybe I'd be able to handle it in coach, but most flyers realize how uncomfortable it is and are courteous enough not to recline their seats. However, in First Class, that would be COMPLETELY unacceptable and I'd make sure somebody dealt with it properly. I'd take you on, I have fun with people like you!

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Dave