I'm busy at work so I can't write a long post now. Let's assume that I fly AA very rarely. Would someone please call the EXP line for me and change my 3 pm departure to the 4 pm departure instead? It would save me a lot of time on hold. Thanks so much.

JUST KIDDING! But what's the difference between "loaning" someone your use of the EXP desk, and loaning someone EF data? Maybe this viewpoint makes me an ExpertFlyer vigilante (whatever that is), but is that such a bad thing? Can we please stop giving way a service which is not ours to give?

Oh, I see that your cell phone plan has unlimited long distance. Can I please use your phone to call my mother-in-law in Detroit? Thanks.

The price you paid for that meal includes the nice aroma from the food. But some of the aroma vapors are escaping unused. Would you mind if I sat right here and smelled your food while you ate?