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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 2:41 pm
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Tod E Tosser
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by MisterNice:
The CO cheapie fares (who CO thinks any REAL FF would not certainly dare to fly with) are increasingly being divided, sub-divided, sub-sub-divided etc into little teeny tiny fare categories in order to meet the most up-to-date earnings "enhancement" algorithms. This is why they appointed a new CEO ans Chairman. Gordo could not think that far outta the "26 character fare box". They needed a younger guy who could count higher.

"W" fares are only sold to females 21 years or older (think: (W)oman). "I" fares are sold to any person 1 day or older (think: (I)nfant+). "S" for (S)enior, "T" for (T)een+ and etc etc ad infinim (ad nausum). CO will be using the Greek alphabet starting in Jun and the Sanskrit alphabet starting this Oct. After that they will have such goodies as…… “%” fares, “&” fares ie 2 for 1 fares, and “AA” fares for sobering ex-boozers, “AAA” for the auto club people etc.

MisterNice
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They can ticket me as a hunchback albino dwarf for all I care as long as the upgrades keep coming.

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