Originally Posted by spotwelder
Perhaps you should try counting Sheep. I believe that one member of the board finds that thinking of Sheep sends her to sleep.
Caution, this is not a known cure for JetLag.
Personally, my nightmares tend to involve being chased by dragons protecting the caves of hidden santuary and peace. Something to do with latin for earth and an acronym for Club Europe springs to mind, Terra-CEs? Perhaps I should ask FlyClub, he seems to know his way around the dragon infested area of Crawley.
I was told that being in possession of an Emerald was a way of zapping these mythical beasts and gaining access, rather like Kryptonite keeps Superman at bay. However, two of us launched attacks last week and were repelled. I believe that the gemstone Sapphire is even less effective.
Can somebody help me? Oooh, somebody is coming with First branded PJs that lace up at the back. Hey, they have started putting cushions on the walls as well...
Spottie,
I am certain that the day that I or the F Purser gives you a brown bag, it will safe in the knowledge that you will not hand me back your underwear for "the laundry" as someone once asked. If you like I will tell you what I told my colleague to do with it because I am evil like that.
Of far far greater concern is why Jenbel has seen fit to alter her signature so as not to include Sheep and I just hope that he has not been accompanied by Mint Sauce and been served up on Jenbel's Sunday best china.