This is the only reason I do not fly FIRST. Seriously, otherwise I would never be flying with the hoi poloi behind the curtain. But how could I be seen wearing mismatched socks and FIRST non-designed PJs? Impossible.

Can't Catherine Walker design PJs for BA? Is she sufficiently British, despite being French-born?

IIRC, the socks/eyeshades in the (utterly useless) Club amenity kits usually match the colour of the bag themselves, no? I have none here to confirm.