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Old Oct 24, 2005 | 8:16 am
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Originally Posted by ssullivan
Yeah whenever I see one of these I always make sure to flush a couple of times just so the people on the other end of the line know where this guy is and what he's doing while he's talking to them.
This phenomenaon has become increasingly common. I rarely enter a public restroom without encountering one or more cell phone users. My wife notices the same thing in ladies rooms.

In addition to flushing like crazy, if I'm in a stall, I moan like I'm in agony, then put my arm up to my mouth and make loud fart sounds then groan a couple "oh my gods". So far, it's had no effect whatsoever.
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