I think a lot of the problem would be avoided if FAs made sure that people used the overhead bins over their seats. I don't want to board last and be forced to check my bag just because some jerk in 32A decided he didn't want to carry his bag the last 40 feet to his seat. Until I can be assured that I'll be able to board and stow my stuff, I guess I'll stand near the gate.

Y'know, before reading this thread, I had never heard the term gate lice. Thanks for telling me what you really think.