Originally Posted by Bart
You've got issues, pal. Wish I had your address so I could mail you that Playmobil security checkpoint toy. Then you could use them as voodoo dolls and spend your time sticking needles in them.
Thanks for the insiteful reply.
Yes, I have issues. Issues with shoddy security that harasses rather than actually (gasp!) secures.
Problem: It is easy to get explosives past the checkpoint.
Solution: Let's have the Shoe Carnival!
Umm.... that doesn't fix the problem!
Hey, can't hurt! $5 billion, please. Kindly surrender your civil liberties too.