Originally Posted by Spiff
What percentage of things passing through the x-ray are swabbed for ETD sampling. Yeah, that's right, less than 1%. Put explosives in carryon, perhaps in toothpaste container. Chances of a swab? Pretty darn low.
You're absolutely right, I was just making up that whole body cavity thing! It's impossible to pull off the smuggling of explosives in such a manner! Please, pay no further attention to such works of fiction. I must have imagined such an improbable, stinky scenario.
You've got issues, pal. Wish I had your address so I could mail you that Playmobil security checkpoint toy. Then you could use them as voodoo dolls and spend your time sticking needles in them.