The only promotions I get are the WWW and Fab 5, and I'm allegedly one of the top 500 flyers on F9...for what that's worth.

What more do you want? If you mention my name, they will give you a second bag of Sun Chips.
I just wanted free TV, because I'm cheap, so I did quick ascent. 15K miles for status and 25K for an award ticket is a pretty good deal on any airline. I think F9 is the best domestic coach product in the US. ^