Originally Posted by flyinbob
SHAME! You should have WALKED to LAS rather than use that whore WN. Go to church immediately. Your very soul depends on it!

The funniest thing about it was the process of actually buying the WN ticket on-line. When you come to the final part, it asks you to click on a box that says-
I WANT TO PURCHASE THIS AIR TRAVEL
Problem was, I didn't!

I mean, I really didn't.

I felt like I
had to purchase it, but I didn't
want to. In all seriousness, I really had a bit of trouble clicking that box. Guess I'm just too truthful, sometimes in a very literal way.
In the end, the flights were actually kinda fun, particularly the return. Even got the "In the event of a water landing...
over Las Vegas!... your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device, and you can grab it like this and kinda flap your arms pretending to swim through the sand" speech from the FA. Then, a dramatic pause for effect, and she intones "And now, for the Grand Finale... if we lose cabin pressure, you'll see those famous silly yellow masks drop down, which you place over your face like so."
In all seriousness, I'll bet people pay far more attention to what's being said when it's not done in the usual dull manner. It didn't quite stop there though; upon landing at SJC, she said something to the effect "Whew, the brakes work. Always a good thing. Please stay seated until the captain turns off the seatbelt sign, and, for those whose final destination isn't San Jose, when you get inside the terminal, look at one of the displays, find your next flight, and RUN!"
Is it really so bad to have a sense of humor?