Originally Posted by BamaVol
Where are you sitting? The flatulence doesn't stink in F. They smell gently of lavender and pine. That's what I read in their faces anyway.

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No comment about flatulence, but at one point -- before I became a very frequent flyer -- I had a stretch of about two years where I'd get serious stomach pains from air pressure changes every time I flew a longer-haul flight. This disappeared by itself when I started flying more, so maybe your guts just get used to being inflated and deflated.