Originally Posted by AllanJ
It is not unusual for the desire to fart to go away after you stand up. So you are in the airplane lav and can't let it out there so you come back to your seat and then the desire to fart comes back. (If you sit down on the closed lav seat and wait a few minutes you will usualy succeed in getting the fart out.
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I often go for a walk round the plane and am of the thought if you are up front and travelling at 600 mph then its a shame for those down the back
I recall a comedian Billy Connelly doing a sketch that was about a surevy of long haul passengers.
He basically described that on a 747 long haul the average passenger farts 8 times.
He then did some maths and calculated that was about 2400 farts.
He finished by sayin how sorry he felt for the porr B*****d who had to open the door at the other end