Originally Posted by tealeaf99
Note for the gassy folks: is there any way that you can NOT release gas while sitting next to me? I (and your fellow passengers) would certainly appreciate that.
Where are you sitting? The flatulence doesn't stink in F. They smell gently of lavender and pine. That's what I read in their faces anyway.
Side question: Can you hear farts on an airplane? My hearing is about 25 gone so I'm a poor judge. I'll let one go, assuming the combined sound of engines and air blowers and ambient converation covers the sound. I've never seen anyone staring at me with a "Was that you?" look.