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Old Sep 18, 2005 | 12:26 pm
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aveRex
 
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Originally Posted by flymeaway
What's to handle? We are mammals, and mammals make gas. Gases expand and contract with the changing cabin pressure. Gas is hard to control.

Did you really expect him to be able to "cut it out"? Can YOU?

It stinks (hardy har har), but such is life as a human.
There are bathrooms on these planes. So if one needs to drop juice from their a$$, they should make use of the bathroom. Otherwise, we should all be carrying butt plugs and offer them up for those who can't control themselves.
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